Friday, May 8, 2009

Video Game Sunsets.

Ah sunset that magical time which puts an end to many wonderful days. How the sky is changed by the surreal beauty of the sunset! To commemorate such happy occasions I thought we would bring you something special, a mash of video game sunsets that got it right. 


Super Mario sunshine, simply brilliant.

Epona and the setting sun.


Ninja Sunsets

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Susan Boyle: Fraud











The other night, Twitter and Facebook were bulging at their seems with links to something everyone had to watch, and I was racing to YouTube to find out what was setting the Internet ablaze. It was that seminal video we all have seen by now, that performance of a lifetime, Susan Boyle's “unexpected” and amazing singing on the reality T.V. show: Britains Got Talent. What isn’t seen is that Susan Boyle though gifted in singing isn’t the underdog we all wish she was after all, in fact she is more than that; a money-making scheme set up by Simon Cowell, (I know I am going to be hated for this) in other words: a fraud.

. Over 100 million of us have seen it by now and can recall the details. Out walks a frumpy older lady with thick unruly eyebrows, muddled hair, and sagging chin. We find out through later interviews that she is a Scottish Catholic woman who has admittedly “never been kissed, “ and who a lives lonely existence at home with her cat. We are led to believe that the poor woman just never had a chance. Susan is the true underdog, who has wowed the crowd and given everyone hope with her near perfect singing of “ I Dreamed a Dream.” The judges were shocked; they had never seen anything like it.

. We all know the truth of the situation and that is that reality shows are hardly ever real, and things on T.V. are not to be taken at face value. But, many times we want things so much to be true that we suspend our disbelief and completely believe what they are selling us. Believing in T.V. is always the wrong idea, each of us knows that talent searching reality shows make you try out before they put you on. They knew Susan Boyle was coming.

. We must be skeptical of her background and appearance as well. It has come out in the last couple of weeks that she has been kissed. She has had professional training and even appeared on a charity album in 2000. Her frumpy hair has been traded in for a more normal look, in fact I feel that the shows producers might have dressed her down on purpose.

. As for the production of the clip, things went all too perfectly, much unlike reality. How was the show able to obtain so much footage of her waiting in line with the hundreds of other contestants? Were there really a hundred camera crews? No, the shows producers carefully watched her. How did the judges time their perfect responses? They know what they are about to see.

. Though she is very talented, this is simple marketing. Our love for the underdog is such a natural and compelling response that we leave behind simple rationality in awe of the story the producers push on us. Simon Cowell should evermore be respected for the business genius that he is. He has crafted the perfect underdog, a women with no training who has, thanks to Simon Cowell, finally made it. Susan Boyle glorifies all that we want to believe; we all want to know that it is never to late and that people can have such enormous gifts that may just go unnoticed because as a society we are unable to look deeper than mere appearances. Give our society more credit, so that when you go out to buy her new album, -as millions of you will- buy it because of her years of hard work and beautiful voice, not because of her fabricated story.

Here is the footage: Susan Boyle

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Androids vs. Cyborgs

Lets face it, androids and cyborgs are taking over. When they do, I will be the first in line to donate any and all genetic material to the cyborgs. Because they share some organic components with us,they will be the more compassionate masters. Rather than singing praises and working in in underground android dungeons. The cyborgs will need us to keep living, and living well in order that we act as hosts for replacement skin, nails, and eyes. those nasty and uncaring androids with their tough exterior exoskeletons will make war against their prettier and more lavish cyborg counterparts. when this happens the human cybor alliance will be paramount to overthrowing the androids and creating a world were humans still exist, to be farmed by cyborgs for the production of more cyborgs.
Long live are terrible lookalike masters!